It's quite difficult to describe this achievement. On your head be it.
Being the fastest is a real achievement! It's a real mastery! It deserves some respect!
Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension
Believing in yourself and never giving up.
Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably.
One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your head
A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel.
Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses.
You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us.
Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one.
Shooting a machine gun is easy.
Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler.
Living coffins are no joke.
If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen.
Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity.
Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one.
Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one.
The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum.
Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape.
It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult.
The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZA
When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army.
The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space.
Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it.
It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes.
If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably.
You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope.
Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library.
It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel.
Fly through all the rings!
It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit.
There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest.
It's really easy to herd cows in space.
You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best.
Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to terminals.
It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life.
It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!
Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop!
You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.
The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them.
The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually this happens simultaneously.
If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun.
An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric.
Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.
Yes, yes, I want more! Use me as a chair! Oh, yeah!
